10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword