10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"