10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer