10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson