10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm