10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."