10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.