10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.