10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez