10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack