10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it