10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..