10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.