10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...