10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?