10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is