10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)