10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.