10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer