10 Random Poker Quotes

you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-