10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.