10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.