10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."