10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."