10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger