10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."