10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.