10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack