10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.