10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier