10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT