10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!