10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!