10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.