10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz