10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.