10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."