10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen