10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.