10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.