10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson