10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.