10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.