10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Welcome to kicker school