10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd