10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)