10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow