10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.