10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The all-in play works everytime but once.