10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders